Monday, October 23, 2006

The One With Complete Randomness

  • I have no voice today. I cannot answer the phone. My kids are scared of me because in order for them to hear me, it sounds like I am yelling at them. I got little sleep last night because my throat hurt so badly that I could not swallow.
  • I have been watching All My Children for a few weeks now, and I have decided that the premise of the show is to hump anything that moves.
  • I want to be Chandra Wilson. You don't look at her and think, "Now there is a big woman". You think, "Whoa there is one sexy, confident, strong woman". I want to feel that comfortable in my own skin.
  • I did something yesterday that I thought would never, ever happen. I had a pleasant conversation with my mom in which she didn't disrespect everything I said, she didn't make up crap off the top of her head to sound important, and she didn't take advantage of me or my home.
  • I actually invited her back down for lunch in a few weeks. Who is this woman? Who am I?
  • We went to a pumpkin carving party on Saturday. Everyone had fun and came home over-tired and over-sugared.
  • I have taken up drinking green tea. It tastes like tea. Whoop-dee-doo.
  • I haven't mentioned this before because I didn't want to brag. But Mark is potty trained. He is 20 monthes old and it took him a week. With only 3 accidents. He wears tiny little briefs with Elmo on them except when he sleeps. He will even hold it when we go shopping or are in the car, until we get home because he doesn't want to go in his pull-up. It was all his idea. He decided that he was done with going in his diaper and wanted to use the toilet.
  • TTFN

4 comments:

Marz said...

Woo hoo!!! WTG Mark!!!
Nate was trained at 21 months but not till 28 at night.
That's awesome!!!

Lol on AMC, I watch DOOL (Days of our Lives) and I have never met a most incestious town in my life, lol!

Sorry you're sick. Hope you feel better soon.

Glamorous Redneck said...

I had an icky voice taking allergy outbreak last week. It's just now starting to come back. Stupid corn dust! lol

chelle said...

Sorry to read you are not feeling well. Hope you get your wonderful mommy voice back soon!

WTG Mark that is awesome. Becca is still a work in progress :D

Leigh said...

Way to go with the potty training. Potty training can be a beautiful thing!

I think Cody was a little over 2 by time he was completely trained. After a week or so, he did okay without having accidents at night.